Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.
colorguard is hard and i am trash
literally me in a sentence
It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.
- Morrissey, Autobiography (via paintdeath)
(Source: hannaaurora, via makemistakesbuthavenoregrets)
I want to sit with you at 12am in our underwear and talk about drum corps
Dont mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Anonymous (via levi-has-the-booty)
what are you some 1950s abusive father
He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
- (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: sureth-ng, via relaax3)
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
- Dita Von Teese (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: dita-van-teese, via kvkeishv)
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
- grettypop (via grettypop)